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We asked a cutting-edge generative model to give us a simple, photorealistic image of a bicycle parked on a city sidewalk. The machine learning model thought about it, panicked, and threw the entire concept of engineering into a woodchipper. What we got was a glorious, three-wheeled mutant contraption where the handlebars are growing directly out of the leather seat, the chain is attached to absolutely nothing, and the tires appear to be actively melting straight into the con

f you thought image generators failing at drawing hands was bad, wait until you let a multi-billion dollar search engine design your dinner.A user recently asked how to get the cheese to stick to their home-baked pizza better. Google's shiny new AI Overviews jumped to the rescue with a highly confident recommendation: mix exactly 1/8 cup of non-toxic Elmer's glue right into your tomato sauce.As it turns out, the AI scraped its "expert culinary data" from an 11-year-old shitpo

Silicon Valley tech CEOs keep telling us that artificial intelligence is ready to take over the entire workforce and change civilization forever. Meanwhile, if you ask a multi-billion dollar image generator to draw a guy clicking a computer mouse, it panics and hands him seven heavily glitched fingers and a bonus thumb floating near his wrist like a stray satellite.We aren't saying the robot apocalypse is cancelled, but until they figure out basic human anatomy, our jobs are