AI Overlord Attempts to Render a Bicycle, Breaks Physics Instead

We asked a cutting-edge generative model to give us a simple, photorealistic image of a bicycle parked on a city sidewalk. The machine learning model thought about it, panicked, and threw the entire concept of engineering into a woodchipper. What we got was a glorious, three-wheeled mutant contraption where the handlebars are growing directly out of the leather seat, the chain is attached to absolutely nothing, and the tires appear to be actively melting straight into the concrete.If AI is planning on taking over global logistics any time soon, they might want to start by figuring out how a 19th-century mechanical invention works first. Until then, we'll keep walking.